Lubna J. Naqvi of the News Teaches Hypocrisy & Pre Marital Relations to the Youth!!!

EXCERPT

 

The best thing that happens to you is a good friend. But have you ever thought how hard it is to retain a friendship? No? Well, here I am again with a few tip and rule on how to keep your friends only to yourself.

 

1.      Once you have made a friend the best way to hog all his / her attention is by going out of your way to do anything he / she wants you to. Suffocate him / her with your love and attention. And make him / her do the same

 

1a. Laugh at all the corny jokes your friend throws your way. It will help in forming a strong bond between both of you.

 

2.      Call him / her all day and even at night and talk about everything under the sun. Let him / her talk as well, but don’t pay much attention, though of curse make your friend believe that you are all ears. Keep grunting and interested grunt into the receiver, while in reality you are filing your nails (or your dogs nails).

 

2a. If your phone bill is too high, then tell your friend, when you meet personally, that you had been trying to get through but your phone was a) held up, b) out of order, c) the friend’s phone was engaged, d) his / her parents had refused to call him / her on the phone e) you were too scared to call him / her.

 

FAULTLINES EXPOSED!!!

 

The embossed passages are for the youths

 

It seeks to formalize boy-girl relationship which means:

 

·         Pre Marital Sex

·         A Large Variety of Relationships

·         Worse, it teaches hypocrisy, lies and deception to youths…

 

Way to go our English Press!